A unique opportunity for UK citizens with undeclared offshore accounts: act now!

Dear UK citizen with an undeclared offshore account,

I am writing to let you know about a unique opportunity to disclose your offshore assets to the UK authorities, paying a penalty as low as 10%, and best of all, with guaranteed immunity from prosecution for tax evasion!

But please do act now: our offer expires on March 31st 2015. In particular if you had hidden assets before April 2009, every day counts.

If this all sounds too good to be true, rest assured: this arrangement is completely legal, thanks to an agreement between the UK and Liechtenstein known as the Liechtenstein Disclosure Facility (LDF).

Do my offshore assets have to be in Liechtenstein?

No. Your assets can be held anywhere in the world. Our tax experts will help you to use the LDF as an “umbrella” to disclose any liability linked to your offshore assets.

In fact, this arrangement has proven so popular, wikipedia says the original 2015 deadline has been extended to 2016!

Please contact one of our expert advisers for a fully confidential discussion. But remember, you have less than 1.5 years to take advantage of this opportunity!

Yours truly,

Your friendly tax authority and multinational accounting firm

 

[Non-satirical note: please do check out the links above]

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